The
photographic album of the really sloppy FIXINGS
Just imagine how many software,
legal, medical, military and political solutions are done with the
same sloppy and negligent mentality!
Don't have a
spoon? I
can fix that!
Seatbelt
broken? I
can fix that! New
TV too big for the old cabinet? I
can fix that! No
bottle opener? I
can fix that!
Room
too dark? I
can fix that! Electrical
problem? I
can fix that! Car
stereo stolen? I
can fix that!
Bookshelf
heaving under the weight? I
can fix that! Can't
afford a real GPS? I
can fix that! No
ice chest? I
can fix that! Can't
read the ATM screen? I
can fix that! Car
imported from another country? I
can fix that! Satellite
malfunctions in the rain? I
can fix that! No
stove to heat your kettle? I
can fix that! Wiper
motor burned out? I
can fix that! No
outlet in the next room? I
can fix that! Display
rack falling over? I
can fix that! Need
a set of used tires? I
can fix that! Coffee
table not sturdy enough? I
can fix that! Body
shop going to charge you a small fortune to repair your car?
I can fix
that! Exhaust
pipe dragging? I
can fix that! Company's
coming and the baby needs to be fed?
I can fix that!
Cables
always falling behind the desk? I
can fix that! (To
be honest, this one is quite clever.) No
skate park in town? I
can fix that! (I
wonder how long the kid spent in the hospital after this.)
Roberto <xx>
Wed, Oct 13, 2010 at 9:51 AM
To: John Jan Popovic
<>
hahahahahahha
On Mon, Sep 27, 2010 at
1:02 PM, John Jan Popovic <>
wrote:
Don't have a spoon?
I can fix that!
Seatbelt broken?
I can fix that!
New
TV too big for the old cabinet?
I can fix
that! No
bottle opener?
I can fix
that!
Room
too dark? I
can fix that! Electrical
problem? I
can fix that! Car
stereo stolen?
I can fix
that!
Bookshelf
heaving under the weight?
I can fix
that! Can't
afford a real GPS?
I can fix
that! No
ice chest? I
can fix that! Can't
read the ATM screen?
I can fix
that! Car
imported from another country?
I can fix
that! Satellite
malfunctions in the rain?
I can fix
that! No
stove to heat your kettle?
I can fix
that! Wiper
motor burned out?
I can fix
that! No
outlet in the next room?
I can fix
that!
Display
rack falling over?
I can fix
that! Need
a set of used tires?
I can fix
that!
Coffee
table not sturdy enough?
I can fix
that! Body
shop going to charge you a small fortune to repair your car?
I can fix
that! Exhaust
pipe dragging?
I can fix
that! Company's
coming and the baby needs to be fed?
I can fix
that!
Cables
always falling behind the desk?
I can fix
that! (To
be honest, this one is quite clever.) No
skate park in town?
I can fix
that! (I
wonder how long the kid spent in the hospital after this.)
